Friday, March 13, 2009

1,000 Points of Light - and One Shamash

This Shabbat we honor and thank our volunteers. There are literally too many to count. Any religious organization - any society - exists only because of the countless hours put in by volunteers. We are very fortunate and appreciative of those efforts.

During this economic crisis, one noticeable trend that we've found is that people out of work are volunteering more. Rather than focusing exclusively on internal needs (which would be understandable), many are taking this transitional time and putting some effort toward the common good. The generosity of these people has been astounding, it has helped us immensely and undoubtedly it has helped them too. It's always better for someone facing personal crises to redirect that negative energy into something positive, pointing beyond the self and leading to more profound connections.

We have our thousand points of light here at TBE, but what's even more impressive is that each one feels responsible to be the Shamash, that candle that lights all the others. The word Shamash comes from Shemesh, which means sun in Hebrew and is a term actually derived from a Mesopotamian sun god who exercised the power of light over darkness and evil. It's not enough to be a point of light. In these hard times, each of us needs to shine like the sun and light up the world.

Which is a good time to remind everyone that on April 8 at 5 AM, you can join me at Cove Island for the Blessing of the Sun (Birkat Ha-Hachama), a prayer that is recited at sunrise only once every 28 years! It will be an unforgettable experience. You'll hear more about it over the coming weeks - meanwhile see some background here as well as here and here.

Here are some Jewish text sources on volunteering:


Al sh'loshah d'varim haolam omed: Al haTorah, v'al ha-avodah, v'al g'milut chasadim.
The world depends on three things:
on Torah,
on worship
and on loving deeds.
Pirkei Avot 1:2

Mishnah Torah 10:7-14 The highest level of tzedakah, exceeded by none, is that of the person who assists a poor person by providing him with a gift or loan or by accepting him into a business partnership or by helping him to find employment – in a word, by putting him where he can dispense with other people's aid.

Hilchot Isurai Mizbayach 7:11 When you give food to a hungry person, give him your best and sweetest food.

Rabbi Shelom of Karlin (18th Century) If you want to raise a person from mud and filth, do not think it is enough to keep standing on top and reaching a helping hand down to the person. You must go all the way down yourself, down into mud and filth. Then take hold of the person with strong hands and pull the person and yourself out into the light.

Some other sources:

Spark: The Center for Jewish Service Learning at the Jewish Funds for Justice
http://www.jewishjustice.org/
To inspire a commitment to service as an important expression of Jewish identity. Site focuses on volunteer resources and service-learning from a Jewish perspective, explaining how to apply religious concepts of service.


STAR: Synagogue Transformation and Renewal - Volunteer Engagement
http://www.starsynagogue.org/VolunteerEngagement/
Titled "Volunteers: The Heartbeat of the Synagogue," this section of the STAR Web site offers a variety of articles and resources.

Synagogue Social Action Resource Guide
http://www.juf.org/tov/section1.asp
A six-section guide from the Jewish United Fund of Chicago to engaging volunteers in many synagogue service projects.


Again, thank you to all who give of themselves to our TBE community!

New Conservative Leader Chosen

According to the Jewish Week, Rabbi Steven Wernick, spiritual leader of Temple Adath Israel in Merion Station, Pa., has been chosen to be the next executive vice-president of the United Synagogue of Conservative Judaism, the movement's congregational arm. Read about this breaking story here. Rabbis have not been sent any information from the USCJ confirming this news. The USCJ has come under pressure from rabbis and lay leaders alike, looking to this moment of leadership change as a chance for radical transformation of the movement.

Becoming Student Advocates for Israel - by Ethan Hammerman

Proud Papa that I am, I want to share with you an article written by my son Ethan that also may of use to Israel supporters, in particular students on college campuses. His article, which you can find by clicking here, was published in the journal of the Jewish Community Day School Network, known as Ravsak, and teaches some of the important lessons Ethan has learned through his involvement in the Write On For Israel program. It has been a great experience for him, teaching him much about advocacy, persuasion and leadership in general, as well as Middle East politics in particular.

Ethan's advice is valuable at a time when campus debates on Israel and the Middle East will only become more heated over the coming months.




"Jews Do Use: Addiction in the Jewish Community"

This Shabbat morning at our V0lunteer Recognition service will be Rabbinic Pastor David Daniel Klipper, who will speak about Jews and addiction. The title of his presentation will be "Jews Do Use." A day-long conference on Jews and addiction will be held in our community on April 26, with a keynote address being given by Rabbi Richard Eisenberg.

Addiction is a topic that people would rather speak about. Jews especially tend to stick our heads in the sand. But daily it is destroying families and taking lives. Our youth all know how prevalent drinking is in the schools (we nearly lost a teen last year from an accident following a beer party) and drugs are readily available and cheap. I hope teens will make a special effort to come tomorrow to hear David.

But this problem effects adults as well. Read about this issue in greater detail at the USCJ website, along with this essay, "Everyone Knows Jews Don't Drink, and other Myths."

Yes Jews do use, and they bet and eat compuslively and display other forms of addictive behavior.

One expert wrote,

There is a misconception in the general public that alcoholism and addiction are not medical diseases, but rather a question of moral character and will power. This idea has helped to reinforce the widely held cultural belief that Jews are immune to the ravages of this deadly affliction. Addiction is a disease that can be diagnosed by the disease model criteria held by the AMA (American Medical Association). It is not the addict or alcoholics fault that they have this disease (the same way diabetics are not to blame for their ailment), yet it absolutely the addicts obligation to recover. Alcoholism and addiction like diabetes is an incurable, eventually terminal disease that can be treated, and with vigilance be arrested for a lifetime. Click here for more.

Here you can find a Jewish version of the Twelve Step Program:

Step One:
A. Self Diagnosis, symptom identification and admission.
B. Powerlessness and free-will choice.
C. What is meant by the idea of the insanity of addiction/alcoholism?
D. Unmanageability.
E. Five mistakes that lead to relapse.
F. The nature of denial and how to break it.

Step Two:
A. Coming to believe, the nature of faith.
B. Why a Higher Power, and is that Power only G-d?
C. Identifying the solution, basic concepts of the Creator.

Step Three:
A. Self-will and the actor.
B. The nature of the decision, and the meaning of the third step prayer.

Step Four:
A. The intent of the inventory and what is searching and fearless?
B. General structure and process of the inventory.
C. The roots of fear and resentments.
D. Removing resentments and fear and understanding the sex inventory.

Step Five:
A. What is confession and what is to be accomplished?
B. What is different now, and what does the exact nature of our wrongs mean?
C. Who should hear the confession?

Step Six:
A. Willingness.
B. Developing a vision for the future.

Step Seven:
A. What is humility?
B. Seventh Step Prayer and intent .

Step Eight:
A. The concepts behind amends and forgiveness.
B. Definitions of harm.

Step Nine:
A. Making Amends to those we love.
B. Making Financial Amends.
C. Amends to those we can’t contact including the dead.
D. Amends to society.
E. The wrong way to do it.

Step Ten:
A. What’s different from the fourth step inventory?
B. Truth and honesty.
C. Motives.

Step Eleven:
A. What is prayer?
B. Why pray, doesn’t G-d already know?
C. Types of meditation.
D. Why do we stand in prayer?
E. Selflessness.
D. Intuition and the mind.
E. Love, Worship and Awe of G-d
F. What is meant by light and spirit?
G. The five levels of the soul.;
H. The five supernal universes.

Step Twelve:
A. Helping Others.
B. Practicing the principles.
C. What is the spiritual awakening?
D. The group experience in carrying the message.
E. Sponsorship.
F. Making the Approach to the newcomer.
G. Taking others through the steps.

Strategies for Hope #3: JTS's "False Profits"

With the economic collapse has come new opportunities to reassess the relationship between money and morality. The Jewish Theological Seminary has embarked on an ambitious series of White Papers on various aspects of the crisis, called "False Profits." In his introduction to this ongoing effort, Chancellor Arnold Eisen writes:

“False Profits” is The Jewish Theological Seminary’s response to this set of challenges, and especially to the one about losing hope. We aim to assist in the preservation and generation of hope by bringing Jewish tradition to bear on the crisis that threatens to engulf us. JTS cannot right the banking system or save the auto industry, but we can—and will—offer thoughtful perspectives that help us all to think through the multiple challenges we face and so, perhaps, to help us overcome those challenges and turn them to best advantage. Understanding the moral/spiritual/religious dimension of what ails us may provide clarity about the direction in which our society—and we ourselves—should be moving.

Read Eisen's complete introduction:

Read False Profits: A Jewish Response to our Financial Crisis, including the first two essays of the series:

"An Era of Responsibility" by Rabbi David Hoffman: If we are to take our Judaism seriously, we must expect and demand that our tradition responds to some of the greatest challenges in generations. In response to these economic and social crises, what might Judaism have to say to us?

"How Much Is Enough?" By Dr. Alan Mittleman
We must decide, again in both a personal way and as a nation, what degree of gain or growth is sustainable. We need to rescale our values and liberate ourselves from pegging our worth to our wealth. Above all, we must discover sources of moral wisdom in our tradition that reconcile us to hardship, financial and otherwise.

Mittleman writes:

Without the ability to learn to say enough we are lost, both as individuals and as a society. We must decide, again in both a personal way and as a nation, what degree of gain or growth is sustainable. We need to rescale our values and liberate ourselves from pegging our worth to our wealth. Above all, we must discover sources of moral wisdom in our tradition that reconcile us to hardship, financial and otherwise....

Creating an “ethics of enough” is an important desideratum for contemporary Jewish religious and moral thought. God, a midrash tells us, probing the meaning of the divine name Shaddai, created the world through saying to the watery chaos, ”Enough! (Dai!).” Creation, which we are charged to protect, is about limits. So too is human moral and spiritual well-being.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ki Tissa: Worshiping the Unfamiliar

A couple of years ago, my dog Crosby slipped through the invisible fence surrounding our home. After a tense half hour of searching, we found him near the temple. Unfortunately, he was scared and would not come to me. At that moment a congregant happened to drive up. He got out of his car to see what the commotion was all about - and Crosby immediately bounded up to him.

I've had the opportunity to do some scholar in residence weekends at other congregations. It's so strange. People look at you like you are some sort of... scholar! You can say ANYTHING you want and they think it’s brilliant! It’s downright unnatural! AND you get paid for it! You are held up on this pedestal – and people come up to you to complain about their rabbi (or president, or the other congregation's rabbi). I thought of that quote from the New Testament, that a prophet is not without honor, save in his own country, and in his own house.

A story is told about the community leaders of Bialystok, who were charged with finding a rabbi just after the death of their spiritual leader, Samuel Mohliver. Rabbi Meir Simcha was just the man for the pulpit. He had all the qualifications of learning and piety, yet he was turned down by the local leaders. Why? Because he was brought up in Bilaystok and was therefore too familiar to the people in town.

OK – so what does this have to do with this week’s portion?

The SAME THING HAPPENS


Moses goes up to top of Mount Sinai. The people become restless without their leader. They are worried…maybe he died. What do they do? So they made a golden calf, a concrete, visible symbol of God.

They could have appointed another, temporary leader – Aaron or Joshua. BUT AARON AND JOSHUA WERE TOO FAMILIAR TO THEM. They sought a new and unfamiliar source of inspiration, rather than the known and the familiar.

Interestingly, the Hebrew term for idolatry became known as AVODA ZARA – strange worship….THE WORSHIP OR ADORATION OF THE UNFAMILIAR. Idolatry in the form of worshipping a molten calf is threat to us in this contemporary culture. But avoda zara, the worship of the new and unfamiliar, is as prevalent as ever.


Crosby proved it to me last week!

In my physical and spiritual journeys, instead of looking for the unfamiliar, I search for the similarities, the connections, the bonds that we all have in common. Given the chance to visit any country in the world, I typically will choose Israel – where everything seems so strangely familiar.


Even when I go to exotic places, my most memorable moments are spent in conversation with people on Italian trains or Parisian cafes, where I discover just how similar we really are. When I read the Bible or history books, what amazes me most are the similarities, the common thread of human emotion that allows me to cry with Jeremiah and sing with David.


I don’t know about you, but I’ll often read a book several times over before going on to something new. Same with TV programs – thank God for TiVo. And as for sports I think I’ve seen that ALCS game 7 in 2004 about 50 times. This season, I’ve seen a number of Celtics games on TV – and a number of them have featured Larry Bird. I’d rather watch the oldies.


That’s why I love the seder so much. Sure things change from year to year – but it’s the sameness that I embrace.

Now, just to be clear – I am NOT advocating that we lose interest in discovery and abandon the unfamiliar altogether. We need to seek the unknown – just shouldn't’t worship it. Every ship that sets sail into uncharted waters needs an anchor. The children of Israel, in creating that golden calf, decided to toss that anchor aside.

Idolatry has changed its form, to be sure. But it still has meaning for us in the 21st century – warning us to keep far away from Avoda Zara, the worship of the unfamiliar.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Happy 100th, Tel Aviv

See below a tribute: Tel Aviv celebrates its centennial - from ISRAEL21c. Then read about Tel Aviv's origins and historic sites. Also see some background fior walking tours here. Download the map of Tel Aviv from here. This map is marked with many hotspots. Click on each hotspot to get updated review on hotels in Tel Aviv, attractions and other point of interest.

If this video whets your appetite to visit Israel's most exciting city, join us on our TBE Israel Adventure next December. Download the interactive itinerary and trip details here.

Happy Birthday, Tel Aviv!


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Strategies for Hope # 2: Five Ways to Misery

This is the second in my periodic "Strategies for Hope" series. It's also a nice parody of self-help videos for Purim, but with a very serious message - sent to me by Yehezkiel Landau of Hartford Seminary, who spoke here last December. I'm not a huge fan of Aish, but this one is worth it.

Madoff, Haman and a Demoralized Jewry

I received this correspondence over the past two days that, with permission, I am sharing. As All-Things Madoff continues to dominate the news, the astounding silence of Jewish institutions continues to boggle the mind. Now, as I indicate below, even Elie Wiesel has spoken out, (here, here and again here) - the moral conscience of this generation - in utterances more bitter than we've heard from him in decades. He suggests that Madoff should be made to sit in a cell by himself for years on end and see photos of his victims flicker at him from a screen. Sounds fair to me, but right now he's sitting in his penthouse and ordering room service.

The good news is that it is not too late to generate a response commensurate to the crime. That is also the bad news...because this thing will not end. It will never be too late. The pain will just continue to linger as the extent of the bleeding becomes more and more evident.

In that sense, Madoff is a fitting Haman for our time, one of the rare Hamans who happens to be Jewish (although Haman comes from Amalekite stock, and Amalek was a descendent of Esau - born of a rejected concubine with a rejected grandfather, and therefore, black sheep that he was, Amalek was part of the extended mishpocha).

The JPS commentary notes that Haman's lineage, from Agag, king of Amalek, is listed differently in Greek versions of the book of Esther. He is called, instead, "the Bougaean" or "the Macedonian," rather than the Agagite, ethnic identities that were pejorative in the Greek period. In other words, Haman being called the Agagite does not so much denote lineage as infamy. He so connotes evil that his very name comes to mean Evil itself. No one knows Haman's full name (the text says "ben Hammedatha," but that's like repeating the same name twice. When someone is that bad, all you need is the first name, and that's enough. You look up evil in the dictionary, and you see Haman. Same is now becoming true with Madoff (which sounds a lot like Hammedatha, come to think of it). The NY Magazine cover depicted his face with Joker paint. He is quickly becoming synonymous with evil.


And like Haman, Madoff was completely absorbed in ego and honor, able to cultivate the trust of the powerful through the manipulation of truth and half truth until, ultimately, the end result is a lie. In Esther Chapter 3 (see the new JPS commentary), Haman tells the King three facts about the people, the first two of which are at least partly true (that they are scattered and have their own customs), leading the king to trust what he said. The third claim was the whopper - that the Jews were disloyal. And that is the one that led to the decree that they be exterminated. Madoff also built his case for monetary expertise on some legitimate achievements, but then, once people were sucked in by his buttoned down image, he sprang the trap.

Madoff, like Haman, was all too proud of himself for co opting the powerful - note his behavior, as recorded in New York Magazine when his niece married an official from the S.E.C.:

He tossed an arm around the neck of one young guest and directed the young man’s attention across the dance floor, toward a clean-cut group sipping cocktails. “See them,” Madoff said, pale-blue eyes flashing incongruously in his kindly face. "That's the enemy."

But the gallows he built for his victims will now become a symbol of his own ruin.

Happy Purim!

So now, read this correspondence:


From: Winitzer, Ori [mailto:Ori.Winitzer@us.rothschild.com]
Sent: Mon 3/9/2009 3:46 PM
To: Rabbi Joshua Hammerman
Subject: cherem for Bernie Madoff


Rabbi Hammerman,

I don't know that we've had the pleasure of meeting though I wouldn't be surprised if our paths have previously crossed. I am a Boston native (though Israeli born), Ramah alumnus, and currently live in NY with my wife and twin boys. Though not terribly religious I'd certainly characterize myself as traditional, or at least having a very strong sense of Jewish identity. It's the latter that compels me to write today.

In brief, the Madoff affair is a disaster. I believe it has weakened and perhaps even imperiled the single most important Jewish institution, the community itself. Comparisons to other frauds, those perpetrated by non-Jews, are purely incongruous for this reason - they were not targeted at a specific group nor enabled by its very sense of community.

I can tell you that the Jewish world in NY is a demoralized and seemingly aimless place, and this in an already dire period. In this sense, Bernie Madoff has succeeded where so many have failed, only his effort to destroy the Jewish people has been inadvertent, semi-successful and worst of all, came from within.

Almost as troubling as the crime itself is the lack of institutional response to it. How are we, the Jews, not collectively and visibly outraged by this? How do we not realize that our silence only feeds the latent anti-semitism that surrounds this episode? I can only assume that the lack of response is owed to the lack of available options. We cannot unwind time nor will there be any funds to recover. The only thing we can do is remove the evil-doer from our midst, much like a cancer is removed from a healthy organism. From what I understand, various calls for cherem have been rejected along the lines that theft is not an applicable crime (even when stealing from yeshivas and holocaust survivors). Perhaps theft is not what the Beth Din should focus on then.

I am writing because I would like to hear more about the response you received as well as the legitimate possibility of pursuing this. I am quite serious about it, and quite sincere in my belief that as a people we must do something.

Sincerely,

Ori Winitzer

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From: Rabbi Joshua Hammerman [mailto:rabbi@tbe.org]
Sent: Monday, March 09, 2009 4:36 PM
To: Winitzer, Ori
Subject: RE: cherem for Bernie Madoff


Thank you, Ori. My initiative was never fleshed out to the degree that it became a specific proposal, but I agree with you wholeheartedly that something needs to be done. This is one wound that continues to fester and will not heal. It will not go away. Elie Wiesel's recent reaction
in the New York Times revealed more bitterness than I suspected he would show - more anger than he's shown toward anything in recent years. And he's one of the lucky ones who has had backers raise some money to help recover the losses.

My proposal for Cherem was qualified by the disclaimer that the proper forum for this kind of Cherem would need to be invented. Most prior excommunications have arisen for ideological reasons (e.g. Spinoza, Kaplan and the Karaites) and not because of a crime, unless it was for a
husband who had abandoned his wife without a Jewish divorce. We don't generally excommunicate for theft, but this goes far beyond theft. I found it astounding that some people shrugged off excommunication as something "beneath us" or "medieval" in one breath and then in the next breath they went bananas when the Pope revoked the excommunication of a Holocaust denier. So everyone now seems to recognize that, at least for the Pope, excommunication is a valid and powerful tool.

I agree that Jews are looking for a much stronger response and seem paralyzed while Madoff works on his plea bargain. There are the occasional op-eds expressing outrage, including my own, but that's it. I've been asked what I plan to do next, and while I am relatively well
connected in the New York Jewish world, I'm not sure where to turn. I've already approached major lay leaders and heads of seminaries. Short of my gathering a couple of rabbinic colleagues, to formulate a bet din and placing him into Cherem myself, I'm not sure what else I can do.

Except that I will keep speaking out.

I wondered whether you would consider publishing this, if you have not already. I would be happy to include it on my blog. What you have to say about the state of New York Jewry is important for people to hear. If it's OK for me to include this, feel free to edit as you wish and let
me know how you wish to be identified (or not).

Thanks for sharing your wisdom and your frustrations.

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From: Winitzer, Ori
Sent: Monday, March 09, 2009 10:49 PM
To: Rabbi Joshua Hammerman
Subject: RE: cherem for Bernie Madoff

First off, Happy Purim. It was the holiday that actually led me to write, as I imagined people replacing Haman with Madoff. There was something oddly joyful and therapeutic in imagining a jeering crowd, a satisfaction which subsequently gave rise to grander fantasies.

While excommunication may seem primitive, perhaps even laughable, I am quite confident that people would find comfort in the end result. A man who steals from charity should not be welcome in a synagogue. All the more so given the deliberate, and repeated effort to rob Jewish institutions. Such a person should not be buried in a Jewish cemetery nor should he be welcome among us while living. He is not a member of the community.

As for a response, I am not long on op-ed pieces. I find them reactive and insufficient. I learned this during the second intifadah, my anger over which prompted my greatest professional accomplishment to date:
http://www.soccerforpeace.com/. That also seemed idealistic and yet, we have now received hundreds of Jewish and Muslim participants, most of which are still with the program.

From what you write, I gather that it is possible to formulate a Bet Din. I have no idea how, nor what the proceedings might entail (a violation of lifnei iver (stumbling block before the blind), perhaps?) but I think we'd both be pleased by the end result. I suspect that the process would generate significant publicity, which I would encourage. The ADF isn't shy about taking out a full-page ad in the Times; why can't a consortium of influential Jews and Jewish institutions do the same? Far-fetched though it may all seem, I cannot imagine a rekindling of Jewish pride without a collective and proactive response.

Finally, I am perfectly fine with you posting my email in your blog or any other forum. I'm big on communication, if you couldn't tell. I hope this is the beginning of a longer dialogue in fact, one that will not be measured in word but deed.

Chag Purim, Chag Purim, chag gadol la'Yehudim...

Ori

Purim Pics 2009

Check out this sampling of our Purim service and carnival. Special thanks to all our Megilla readers and everyone involved in the carnival. As you can see, Mara and I went "ecumenical," all in the spirit of Purim fun. And given the topsy turvy nature of Purim, where Haman becomes Mordechai, and Esther, I mean Hadassah, is either Mordechai's cousin, daughter or niece, it isn't so shocking that my wife would become a sister (and the cutest one since Sally Field, I must add). But please, enough of those "How do you solve a problem like Mara" comments! Special thanks to Dan Young for photography at the service and Steve Lander for the pictures of the carnival. Click on the photos to enlarge. And for a wide variety of Purim videos, go to http://wejew.com/search/purim/. Enjoy!






































Monday, March 9, 2009

More Purim Spoofs, and Lessons of an Ever-Dying People

Fresh off another great Synaplex Shabbat featuring Storahtelling's timely and timeless Purim-spiel (and the unforgettable strains of "Don't Cry for Me, Jews of Shushan"), here is some more Purim material guaranteed to lighten up your day. If you are local, join us tonight for the Family Megilla reading at 6 (preceded by Mordechai's Pizza Party for kids), the greatest Shul (Purim Carnival) on Earth at 7 and at 8:15, Purim for Adults, a full Megilla reading. Bring costumes, banners and creative noisemakers (including a box of pasta to shake and then donate to the Food Bank, a custom we began following last year).

Click here to read about the Jewish Forward (I mean "Backward's") Purim spoof. Then check out the podcast, featuring Backward editors Anthony Weiss and Daniel Friedman in conversation with TBE's very own Gabrielle Birkner. They look at the Anti-Defamation League’s decision to honor Bernard Madoff, the retirement of the Elders of Zion, Adam Sandler’s meeting with Pope Benedict XVI, Jay-Z’s new Jewish dating Web site, and the existence of hot Israeli models.

Meanwhile, the Jewish Week has once again published it's landmark Purim edition, "The Jewish Weak." Below are the top stories:

Purim Spoof 09: Obama Taps Madoff As Ponzi Czar To Stimulate U.S. Economy
Purim Spoof 09: A-Rod And Blagojevich Making Aliyah, Praise Israel As ‘Land Of Second Chances’
Purim Spoof 09: Obama To Nation: ‘We’re Screwed; Everything Will Be Fine’
Purim Spoof 09: Wiesenthal Center Shifts Gears
Purim Spoof 09: Matishayu Still Can’t Find The Essence of His Being
Purim Spoof 09: Bombers Sign ‘Shoe’ Hurler
Purim Spoof 09: Prominent Rabbi Banned By RCA
Purim Spoof 09: Israeli Rabbis Reject Digital TV
Purim Spoof 09: Palin To Relocate To Boro Park
Purim Spoof 09: Lieberman Seeks Gore As Running Mate
Purim Spoof 09: Lieberman Seeks Gore As Running Mate
Purim Spoof 09: Birthright To Offer New Options
Purim Spoof 09: Synagogues Merge To Save Money
Purim Spoof 09: Chasidic Mothers Feel Sorry For Octuplets Mom
Purim Spoof 09: It’s A Dog’s Life, And Jewish Groups Scramble For Scraps
Purim Spoof 09: At The Movies
Purim Spoof 09: In The Theaters
Purim Spoof 09: Netanyahu Ready For First Scandal
A Recession Kind of Purim

In the end, Jews do on Purim what we do the rest of the year as well -- we poke a little fun at ourselves. On this most topsy turvy of days, we understand that the secret of life is to enjoy the ride -- and laugh a little all the while.

We also need to lighten up a little on the proclamations of impending doom. A recent cartoon noted Chicken Little's presence on the dais of a recent economic summit. True, it may seem like the sky is falling and the "End is Near," but we Jews are no stranger to disaster, and to pessimism. We can teach the rest of the world to hang in there.

In a New Republic essay written several years back called “Hitler is Dead,” Leon Wieseltier bemoans the excessive “Amalekitazation” of Israel’s current enemies, writing, "Israel was not created to destroy Amalek. Israel was created to deny Amalek.”

He concludes:

“The Jewish genius for worry has served the Jews well, but Hitler is dead... Pessimism is an injustice that we do to ourselves. Nobody ever rescued themselves with despair. "An ever-dying people is an ever-living people," Rawidowicz sagely remarked. "A nation always on the verge of ceasing to be is a nation that never ceases to be." It is one of the lessons that we can learn from the last Jews who came before us.”

Friday, March 6, 2009

Purim Parodies from Sh'ma

Sh'ma has posted a gallery of Purim shpiels. For years, Sh'ma has published some of the most clever searing and humorous commentaries on Jewish life. Please visit Shma.com to have a laugh on them:

You'll find "Jewish Barbies" by Vanessa Ochs:

"Six Degrees of Separation from Queen Esther" by Susan Fendrick and Ben Kruskal:

"Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?" by Nigel Savage:


And much more.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Meshugene Men (by the Shushan Channel)

Spot-on parody of "Mad Men" and promo for Purim show, "The Shushan Channel" March 9th at 92Y Tribeca (shows at 8 and 10:30, tickets at www.92yTribeca.org),co-sponsored by Hazon (www.hazon.org) (show directed by Mike Shapiro, features Amy Sedaris).

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Miracle Days: Special Purims in Jewish History

All too often, Jewish communities have faced catastrophe. Occasionally, miraculous interventions have enabled them to avert certain doom. Based on the Talmudic idea of saying blessings at places of small salvations, the custom arose for communities to celebrate anniversaries of Purim-like events. These became known as "Special Purims."

Pardon the Purim pun, but there are a lot of them.

The list below, which is just a partial list, comes from the online (but century-old) Jewish Encyclopedia. Take your pick.... and as you do, think of all the Purims that could not be celebrated - and the Purims yet-to-come. Our Jewish destiny seems to ride on the luck of the draw. How will the Purim of Teheran come out? The Purim of Gaza? The Purim of Madoff? Will we prevail, triumph or merely survive? We just keep on drawing those lots...

Purim of Abraham Danzig (called also Pulverpurim="Powder Purim"):
Purim of Ancona:
Purim of Angora:
Purim Borghel:
Purim di Buda.
Purim of Cairo:
Purim of Candia:
Purim of Chios (called also Purim de la Señora = "of the Good Lady"):
Purim de los Christianos (called also Purim de las Bombas):
Purim Edom (called also Purim al-Naāra):
Purim of Florence:
Purim di Fuoco.
Purim Fürhang (Curtain Purim):
Purim of Gumeldjina (popularly called Purim de los Ladrones = "Purim of Bandits"):
Purim of Jonathan b. Jacob of Fulda:
Purim of Lepanto:
Purim of Narbonne:
Purim of Padua:
Purim Povidl (Plum-Jam Purim):
Purim of Rhodes:
Purim of Saragossa:
Purim Sherif:
Purim of Shiraz (called also Purim of Mo'ed Ḳaṭan):
Purim of Tammuz at Algiers:
Purim of Tiberias:
Purim of Tripoli:
Purim of Widdin:
Purim Winz (called also Purim Frankfurt):
Purim of Yom-Ṭob Lipmann Heller: